I’m waiting for my kid by the playground to get out of school…
And he just ran by with plastic Cap shield screaming, “Take down Hydra!” with about eight other kids chasing him.
Omg, he just skidded to a halt and back tracked and said, “Hey mom!” And he plucked one little girl from the cluster of boys and said, “This is Black Widow!”
That was so Steve Rogers it hurt.
[RIPS OFF CAR DOOR WITH METAL ARM] DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BUCKY BARNES?
[RIPS OUT STEERING WHEEL WITH METAL ARM] I SAID DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT?!
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
If you’re ever feeling unattractive just remember that if they were real both Jack Harkness and Dean Winchester would probably 100% have sex with you
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